When the jade gates open up to the jade root of the Yellow Emperor… or some shit

16 04 2007

I’ve certainly gotten myself into one dilly of a pickle.
I’ve been ignoring my honors thesis (The foundation, evolution, and viability of post-Mao ‘comrades’) and it looks like things have finally come to a head. I have a 50+ page research paper to, uh, start and finish in two weeks. The bright side of it is that I get to read about exciting topics like “Negotiating Anal Intercourse in Inter-Racial Gay Relationships in Hong Kong” and learn the intricacies of cunnilingus and “grinding the beancurd”.
Yippie.

In other news, my new driver’s license came in the mail today. Opinions ranged from “were you trying to be that thuggish?” to “heroin addict on a rainy day”. I’m glad to be surrounded by honesty.


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